Daniel Bloodworth is a former world champion Counterstrike boffin who went to carve a niche for himself creating novelty business cards and operating a successful target practice firm for Waitrose mini-muffins.

Bloodworth first came to the publics attention as the subject of a recorded tirade where the protagonist threatened to withold the return of Banjo-Kazooie to the aforementioned lithe Swedish kerb-botherer. In many schools, this was believed to have led to the famous 2002 incident of Mini against kerb, which is considered to be his finest hour. He later took the Bloodworth cavalcade to Nottingham, where he set about his task of amassing girls in every port, different area codes etc. One of these was the phantom and enigmatic 'Kate' who is believed by many to be a euphemism for his shuttle pc. She was Italian you know.

Bloodworth reached international fame when, at AGEfest 2005, he arrived in Cheltenham unannounced at 11pm, to a hail of expensively-purchased supermarket nibbles and plastic-coated potato wedges. This led to one of the most amusing weekends of all time, as he struck up an immediate rivalry with the pint-sized crusader Daniel Bates, who could not live with the regularity of Bloodworth's usage of the triangle button. This led to a Mackey-esque "I've had a-f**king-nuff" moment as Bates descended into rage during one particular game. Later, he was the subject of a panacea of AWWWWWs in the drinking establishments of Gloucestershire, before drinking too many of the West Country's finest ciders and making the fateful decision to sleep in his beloved yet battered Mini. A quick convulsion of the stomach and soiling of the upholstery later, and Bloodworth was sheepishly ringing the doorbell (Recently tested to breaking point by some equally inebriated buffoons) and asking if he could wash his t-shirt. Incidentally, this was believed to be unrelated to Matthew Knight feeling 'dreadful' the following morning.

These days Bloodworth spends most of his time in Nottingham, purchasing increasingly smaller laptop computers and attempting to break records for the longest time signed into MSN without saying anything, currently held by Daniel Bates. It is rumoured that he can have whatever he wants on his business card, and indeed that his line manager has "Stud Muffin" written on his.

Once Daniel Bloodworth had a brief foray into the world of Age of Empires, but alas could not bring his Counterstrike or business card manufacturing expertise to the round table of AGE expertise, as he was unable to research loom and therefore brought on himself a shroud of shame only rivalled by that of Sameer Mannick choosing to go to Rob Goslings party instead of AGEfest.