Named after popular USA coach Bruce Arena, the Bruce Arena is the pitch of dreams, the field of fantasy, some patch of dirt next to the Arena, call it what you will this is the current location for hugePE football. It has seen some skill and lot of PE's, mostly from Krishan and his 'shin splints' or Rob Cereda who is currently in a titanic duel with Sameer for the title of world's slowest man. Considering Krishan isn't even in the running (or walking to be accurate), this shows the pace we are talking about. Gary Mantle was eliminated from the world's slowest man competition when Zimbabwean international footballer 'Shaun' declared him to be "too quick for him".

In similar PEs, the Bruce Arena was made famous by 2 great pieces of oratory, one being Sameers declaration "I've got Bates" when defending a corner, seconds before 3ft 4ins Daniel Bates crashed an unopposed header into the top corner. The other great line was Matt Knight's cry of 'Whip it in tubs!' directed towards to unnacceptable face of today's youth, a chubby chav kid standing in a crossing positin with the ball.